"FOUNDER BREAKDOWN" Card Game - for all tech startup survivors

The brutally honest card game for founders, operators, and anyone who's survived or is surviving the beautiful dumpster fire of startup life. Mental health addressed as a fun game!

Think Exploding Kittens or Uno meets Silicon Valley reality. This is the game VCs don't want you to have—because it hits way too close to home.

What's Inside

36 cards packed with painful truths, dark humor, and scenarios so real you'll cry-laugh. Navigate cofounders who ghost mid-pivot, AI coaches who gaslight you into "manifesting success," and investors whose "circling back" means never.

Dodge burnout. Dodge bankruptcy. Dodge your toxic advisors. Maybe even keep your sanity.

Why You'll Love It (Or Hate How Accurate It Is)

🚀 Zero to Playing in 60 Seconds
If you've played Exploding Kittens, Uno, or any fast card game, you're ready. No 40-page rulebook, no MBA or advanced CS required.

💀 Painfully Relatable
Every card is ripped from real startup chaos. You'll laugh because you've lived it (or you're currently living it). A great way to address the canary in the coal mine: mental health for us founders.

🤖 Made by Founders for Founders
Written and designed by people who've been there, with a little help from our LLM friends—because of course.

Perfect For

• Startup team building (trauma bonding optional)
• Founder friend hangs where therapy is too expensive
• Anyone who laughs at #startuplife memes unironically
• Gifts for the entrepreneur or AI builder who has everything except work-life balance

Warning: May cause flashbacks to your last board meeting or code review. Play responsibly.

Other Warning: Please allow some time for shipping (leadtime currently around 1-2wks as we run this side fun project from home). Order accordingly for Xmas.